The Dreaded Chili Cheese Dog

Okay, so my wife has been having nightmares for a month now since Sonic came out with their footlong chili cheese coneys. I don't know why, but for at least two weeks, everyday, she would say something about it. So I decided to be the nice husband that I am and go and buy her one. Well, I think that she almost puked looking at it. I think she really almost puked when she watched me eat it. Hey! It was three dollars. I wasn't going let a perfectly good chili cheese dog go to waste.